Chuck Norris

I'm sure you've all received an email or two listing chuck norris facts. I dont know who started all these, but I think they are fricken hilarious!
One of my favorites is: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
In case you have no idea what i'm talking about, you can find a buffet of chuck norris facts at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ .